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Stan Trucker is the person you should blame for today's show, filled with calls to dog park members, pizza customers and a few more bridge calls. Stan apologizes in advance for this show, but assures you that better things will happen later this week.

Calls[]

Intro[]

A call to a lady who had her photos sent to a photo lab. Brad says he wants to get the people on her photo's names so he can put them on his Tinder and Grindr profiles.

Song[]

Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "I'll make you think stupid!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Get off the phone!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "This cock sucker!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "You gotta be crappin' on my balls!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "I think this call is a hoax!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Quit callin' me a hobo" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Roy the retarded boy?!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "How 'bout I come down there and punch your head off?" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "You blowin' smoke up my ass?" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Just get off this fuckin' phone, leave me alone!"

Call 1[]

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