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Gizmo sponsors today's show, which is the reason I'm posting it a day late. This is mostly a live show where I try to convince people at work that I'm at their house and I've just removed their roof. Nobody I talk to seems to see the humor in this.

Calls

Intro

Brad calls Mildred Monday as Roy co. Construction warning her that they are going to tear off the roof of her house.

Song

Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "I'll make you think stupid!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Get off the phone!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "This cock sucker!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "You gotta be crappin' on my balls!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "I think this call is a hoax!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Quit callin' me a hobo" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Roy the retarded boy?!" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "How 'bout I come down there and punch your head off?" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "You blowin' smoke up my ass?" Cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus cactus "Just get off this fuckin' phone, leave me alone!"

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