Air Date: 04-06-2009
Callers force linear to contemplate suicide in this episode and RBCP repeatedly has to cut to music while he talks linear away from the ledge. Nothing is prepared for this show, as usual, so we just take a lot of calls.
00:00 Fade in to Big Love by Fleetwood Mac
00:07 The Phone Show Intro - the drums and phone sounds are from a song called The Telephone Call by Joshua Dranoel. The voices are all text-to-speech voices fromnaturalreaders.com
01:16 linear was published in 2600
01:50 Jacob calls in to tell linear how much he sucks. Skype problems immediately begin.
02:54 MUSIC: Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey’s Head by Gorillaz
05:25 MUSIC: Welcome to the Internet by Futuristic Sex Robotz
07:48 Rogueclown and Tombstone call in
12:55 More calls to New York residents, begging them to listen to the show
17:16 Chris yells at linear
20:13 MUSIC: Midnight Star by Weird Al Yankovic
20:30 Legend calls in from a carrot field
22:18 PRANK CALL: Pay Yo Damn Bill by Touchtone Terrorists
25:15 Legend tells us about his 80’s NASA prank
29:25 MUSIC: Obscene Phone Caller by Rockwell
30:53 MUSIC: Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton
34:42 Sabrebutt calls in and connects us to a billion Waffle Houses
43:25 MUSIC: Crazy by Seal 45:40 You should listen to Party 934 .
46:40 MUSIC: Hey, Ladies by Futuristic Sex Robotz